This may be the first time I’ve ever embedded media into my LJ. Therefore you must all watch it immediately.
I should be working right now, transcribing a shipping dispute, but all my “laycans*” are coming out as “lady cans” and “orders of lading*” are coming out as “OK Beyonce, yes, we are both married women now but I’d hit it. And please have your crinkly hair and 2004 Roberto Cavalli shirtdress.”
*Shipping term. Boobs AND nautical instruction.
So, Your Honour, I’ma let you finish, but this Beyonce video is the best video of all time. OF ALL TIME!