Tags

This morning I had reason to go through my list of tags on my other blog, and it was so awesome. I can’t even remember what half of them are about. Everyone should post their list of tags for the enjoyment of all.

Like with everything else, I’ve used way too many descriptors. My favourites are “announcements about wee”; “bad foot experiences”; “being a wanker”; “dogs’ arses”; “drunk breastfeeding”; “finally – a reason to use ‘chinoiserie'”; “foolish cat transportation ideas”; “fuck-knuckle”; “hairy-backed rhodesians”; “hatful of arseholes”; “howard djs like a mad cunt”; “ill-conceived cobbling ventures”; “inaugural use of ‘gunwhales'”; “inappropriate erections”; “looking like a minger”; “my cervix”; “rat cunning”; “russian hip hop”; “strongly worded letters”; “unfortunate chiselling incidents”; “vaginal dryness”; “what the fuck are we doing”; and “whizzing on government buildings”.

“Pointless posts” has 24 uses. Thanks for the props, me.

And the most surprising? “Epic failures in the kitchen” only had one related post. EPIC FAILURE IN HONEST TAGGING RIGHT THERE!

The full list:
* 30 – 1 use
* 30th – 1 use
* a day in the life – 1 use
* acc – 2 uses
* accounting – 1 use
* administration – 2 uses
* afl – 0 uses
* afternoon tea with all the family – 1 use
* ageing – 1 use
* ah choo – 1 use
* alabama – 1 use
* aldi – 1 use
* aldi is the best place in the world – 1 use
* alexander beetle – 1 use
* amateur plumbing – 1 use
* ambulance – 1 use
* andrew bolt – 4 uses
* animal rescue – 1 use
* announcements about wee – 1 use
* annoying things – 2 uses
* anthropology – 1 use
* arses – 1 use
* art – 1 use
* ashes – 1 use
* asian film awards – 1 use
* aspect ratio – 1 use
* at the park – 1 use
* athens olympics – 3 uses
* aunty dot’s coaster – 2 uses
* australia day – 2 uses
* australian open – 3 uses
* autumn – 1 use
* baby food – 1 use
* baby hole – 1 use
* babysitting for tiddly-winks – 1 use
* babysitting pre-rufus – 1 use
* backlog-induced inertia – 1 use
* bad captioning – 1 use
* bad foot experiences – 1 use
* bad hair – 1 use
* bad mo – 1 use
* banana – 1 use
* barney the macaw – 1 use
* bath – 1 use
* baton relay – 1 use
* bed rest – 2 uses
* beetles – 1 use
* being a wanker – 1 use
* being discriminated against by deaf peop – 1 use
* being precious – 1 use
* beslan – 1 use
* beyonce – 8 uses
* bike – 1 use
* birds – 1 use
* birth – 1 use
* birthday – 9 uses
* birthdays – 2 uses
* bling – 1 use
* blockout – 1 use
* blogging – 4 uses
* blurb – 1 use
* bodyattack – 1 use
* bogans – 3 uses
* boking – 1 use
* book launch – 1 use
* booksmart – 1 use
* border security – 1 use
* boring annual leave – 1 use
* bougainvillea – 1 use
* breakfast – 1 use
* bugs – 1 use
* bureaucracy – 1 use
* butterflies – 1 use
* buzzcut – 1 use
* cake – 4 uses
* cantonese opera – 1 use
* captioning – 23 uses
* car – 1 use
* carlton – 2 uses
* carnage – 1 use
* carols by candlelight – 1 use
* cart reporting – 1 use
* cartoons – 1 use
* cashmoney – 3 uses
* catholicism – 2 uses
* cats – 7 uses
* cctv – 1 use
* chaps picnic – 1 use
* charlie – 1 use
* charming whimsy – 1 use
* cheap drunk – 1 use
* chicken heads – 1 use
* childhood memories – 1 use
* chinese new year – 2 uses
* chinese proverbs – 1 use
* chinese signs – 1 use
* christmas – 8 uses
* christmas party – 2 uses
* christmas tree – 1 use
* church – 3 uses
* civic disorder – 1 use
* clothes – 4 uses
* cock’n’balls – 1 use
* coles – 1 use
* collage – 1 use
* computing – 2 uses
* computing and nerdish pursuits – 3 uses
* corporate timewasting – 1 use
* council elections – 1 use
* court reporting – 5 uses
* cousins – 1 use
* crap posts – 17 uses
* crazy gweilo on the loose on hiram’s hig – 0 uses
* cricket – 2 uses
* criticism – 1 use
* cronulla riots – 1 use
* d12 – 1 use
* da capo best music writing – 1 use
* damned colleagues – 1 use
* deaf hierarchy – 1 use
* death – 1 use
* deceptive toddler-looking baby – 1 use
* dejected without my family – 1 use
* demosthenes – 1 use
* denial – 1 use
* discussion forums – 1 use
* disgusting things to do with animals – 1 use
* disney on ice – 1 use
* dispatches – 1 use
* dizzy’s – 1 use
* docklands – 1 use
* doctors – 1 use
* dog shoes – 1 use
* dogging – 1 use
* dogs’ arses – 1 use
* doilies – 1 use
* domesticity – 9 uses
* donatella versace – 1 use
* dr david starkey – 1 use
* dr wunderlich – 1 use
* driving – 1 use
* drought – 1 use
* drunk breastfeeding – 1 use
* dutch masters – 1 use
* dying – 3 uses
* early days of motherhood – 1 use
* earrings – 3 uses
* education – 1 use
* eeo seminar – 1 use
* el wayno – 11 uses
* el wayno farewell – 1 use
* email – 1 use
* embarrassing hobbies – 1 use
* epic failures in the kitchen – 1 use
* erin – 2 uses
* evie – 2 uses
* facebook – 2 uses
* families – 2 uses
* farewell oz – 1 use
* fat – 1 use
* fat c*#^ – 1 use
* fatcat gweilos – 1 use
* father’s day – 1 use
* father-in-law – 1 use
* fecal matter – 1 use
* federal election 2004 – 2 uses
* federal government – 3 uses
* federal politics – 0 uses
* festival – 1 use
* finally – a reason to use “chinoiserie” – 1 use
* first birthday – 2 uses
* first dispatch – 0 uses
* first photo post – 1 use
* first photos of rufus – 1 use
* first post – 1 use
* fish – 1 use
* fish and chips – 1 use
* fish lips – 1 use
* flickr – 1 use
* flooding – 1 use
* food – 2 uses
* food around the world – 1 use
* foolish cat transportation ideas – 1 use
* footy – 3 uses
* free art – 1 use
* friends list problems – 2 uses
* friends only – 1 use
* frugality – 1 use
* fu v poo – 1 use
* fuck-knuckle – 1 use
* fundus – 2 uses
* funicular – 1 use
* gangsta – 1 use
* gardening – 2 uses
* gaybar – 1 use
* geneology – 1 use
* giant turd – 1 use
* girliness – 1 use
* girls – 2 uses
* go fug yourself – 1 use
* goats – 1 use
* god – 2 uses
* going out – 1 use
* grandad – 2 uses
* grassfire – 1 use
* greek orthodoxy – 1 use
* grey hair – 1 use
* grief – 1 use
* gringo dancer – 1 use
* gym – 1 use
* haddaway – 1 use
* hairy-backed rhodesians – 1 use
* handiwork – 5 uses
* handy husband – 1 use
* hatful of arseholes – 1 use
* hayfever – 1 use
* hens picnic – 1 use
* herschelle – 1 use
* herschelle’s gonads – 1 use
* hiking – 1 use
* hip hop – 1 use
* hong kong – 29 uses
* hong kong judiciary – 1 use
* hospital – 1 use
* hospital bed shortage – 1 use
* house – 3 uses
* house hunting – 1 use
* housewifery – 1 use
* how the hell? – 1 use
* howard djs like a mad cunt – 1 use
* hungry jack’s – 1 use
* hypocrisy – 2 uses
* i am in love – 1 use
* i am my mum – 1 use
* i ate a chicken foot – 1 use
* i don’t care about art – 1 use
* ideas – 1 use
* idiocy – 6 uses
* ill-conceived cobbling ventures – 1 use
* illira – 1 use
* inappropriate breakdancing – 1 use
* inappropriate erections – 1 use
* inappropriate packaging – 1 use
* inaugural use of “gunwhales” – 1 use
* indoor play centres – 1 use
* injuries – 4 uses
* irishness – 1 use
* jack – 2 uses
* jade – 2 uses
* james bond party – 1 use
* jflo pregnantus – 1 use
* joel – 3 uses
* joel is back at work – 1 use
* joel’s 30th – 2 uses
* jokes ha ha – 1 use
* jonty – 1 use
* justice poon – 1 use
* kangarufus – 1 use
* kim jong-il – 1 use
* kinder – 1 use
* kings v kongs – 1 use
* knitting – 3 uses
* kriss kross – 1 use
* kylie – 1 use
* labia – 1 use
* larp – 1 use
* lawnmower – 1 use
* learning about lj – 7 uses
* lentil as anything – 1 use
* library books – 1 use
* life – 1 use
* light-hearted racism(!) – 1 use
* lightbulbs – 1 use
* list of dislikes – 1 use
* lj – 7 uses
* looking like a minger – 0 uses
* loren – 2 uses
* lorne – 4 uses
* loss – 1 use
* lovers – 1 use
* low expectations – 1 use
* lrc – 1 use
* lunch orders – 1 use
* lung mei – 2 uses
* lying – 1 use
* macau – 3 uses
* manu – 1 use
* massive scams – 1 use
* masterplans for life – 10 uses
* materialism – 1 use
* maternity clothes – 1 use
* maternity leave – 1 use
* max – 3 uses
* me looking like a minger – 1 use
* meaker avenue – 1 use
* melbourne – 1 use
* mem-or-ies – 1 use
* memories – 1 use
* merlin from big brother – 1 use
* middling discomfort – 1 use
* milestones – 2 uses
* mobile internet – 1 use
* mobile uploads – 1 use
* monarchy – 1 use
* moonee ponds – 5 uses
* mother’s day – 1 use
* mothers-in-law – 1 use
* moustaches – 1 use
* movember – 2 uses
* mowtown – 1 use
* mule – 10 uses
* mum – 7 uses
* music – 1 use
* my cervix – 2 uses
* my love story – 2 uses
* my nan – 1 use
* my secret pain – 1 use
* myspace – 1 use
* nan – 2 uses
* nannies – 1 use
* naomi – 3 uses
* nappies – 2 uses
* nature documentaries – 1 use
* nautical pursuits – 1 use
* negah – 1 use
* neglectful record-keeping – 1 use
* neighbours – 1 use
* neko case – 1 use
* nesting – 1 use
* netball – 2 uses
* never use your mum as a babysitter – 1 use
* new camera – 1 use
* new car – 1 use
* new house – 2 uses
* new tv – 1 use
* new username – 2 uses
* new year – 1 use
* newspaper articles – 1 use
* niki – 1 use
* nin’s wedding – 1 use
* nine – 1 use
* nostalgia – 1 use
* not grandad) – 0 uses
* nude laundry – 1 use
* nurses taking tricks – 1 use
* nye – 4 uses
* obsessive compulsions – 2 uses
* old people – 4 uses
* olympics – 0 uses
* overblown job satisfaction – 1 use
* oxfam trailwalk – 1 use
* paintings – 1 use
* pak wai – 2 uses
* panic – 1 use
* parables – 1 use
* paramedics – 2 uses
* parenthood – 8 uses
* parenting – 7 uses
* parents club – 1 use
* parties – 2 uses
* passports – 2 uses
* patiotism – 1 use
* pav – 1 use
* paypal – 1 use
* pergola – 1 use
* pets – 1 use
* petty crime – 1 use
* phoenixes – 1 use
* photo diary – 1 use
* photos – 141 uses
* physical degeneration – 1 use
* piano – 1 use
* pinata – 1 use
* pineapple – 1 use
* playgroup – 1 use
* playing cards – 1 use
* poaching – 1 use
* poetry – 7 uses
* pointless posts – 24 uses
* poker – 2 uses
* pokies – 1 use
* pool – 1 use
* pop’s court case – 1 use
* pope – 4 uses
* pregnancy – 11 uses
* pregnant (again) – 6 uses
* princess mary – 1 use
* private messages – 1 use
* puckle st – 2 uses
* purging – 1 use
* queens – 1 use
* racism – 3 uses
* rainy season – 1 use
* rampant christianity – 1 use
* rat cunning – 1 use
* rationing – 1 use
* real estate – 1 use
* recycling bins – 1 use
* refugees – 1 use
* religion – 1 use
* relocation – 8 uses
* reminiscing – 1 use
* reptiles – 1 use
* reptilia – 1 use
* reunion – 1 use
* rhys – 1 use
* rohan – 4 uses
* romance – 2 uses
* rose byrne – 1 use
* royal melbourne show – 1 use
* rsi – 1 use
* rubik’s magic rings – 1 use
* rufus – 36 uses
* rufus is 3 – 1 use
* rufus’s first day at kinder – 1 use
* rufus’s first haircut – 2 uses
* rufus’s first time at the pool – 1 use
* rushing the bank – 1 use
* russian hip hop – 1 use
* rustic helmet – 1 use
* safety switch – 1 use
* sai kung – 3 uses
* sam – 2 uses
* saturn return – 1 use
* scams – 1 use
* school – 3 uses
* schools – 1 use
* scrooge – 1 use
* sculpture – 1 use
* seachange – 1 use
* secret binge eating – 1 use
* security v adventure – 2 uses
* seizure – 1 use
* seizures – 2 uses
* seven – 22 uses
* sexism – 1 use
* sharna – 3 uses
* sharna’s wedding – 1 use
* sharp island – 1 use
* shit local retail precinct – 1 use
* shit post – 1 use
* shoes – 1 use
* shopping – 3 uses
* short stories – 1 use
* shortbread – 1 use
* showgirl costume – 1 use
* simplistic political analysis – 3 uses
* singapore – 2 uses
* siobhan – 1 use
* sioux – 1 use
* sleep deprivation – 2 uses
* slideshow – 1 use
* smoking – 1 use
* snail – 2 uses
* snails – 1 use
* snakes – 1 use
* soccer – 1 use
* sos – 1 use
* spark and cannon – 4 uses
* spiders – 1 use
* sports reports – 1 use
* spotlight – 1 use
* spring racing carnival – 1 use
* springtime – 1 use
* star wars – 2 uses
* starling – 1 use
* steno – 21 uses
* steph – 3 uses
* steroid distribution information – 1 use
* stream of consciousness – 1 use
* strongly worded letters – 1 use
* styli stabbings – 1 use
* sui – 3 uses
* summer – 1 use
* summer holiday highlights – 1 use
* sunshine next to my heart – 1 use
* supreme athleticism – 1 use
* swinging chair – 4 uses
* taoism – 1 use
* tax dodge – 2 uses
* ten years of highlights – 0 uses
* tesselaars – 1 use
* the age – 1 use
* the beater – 2 uses
* the bull – 1 use
* the chairman – 2 uses
* the lucky mule – 2 uses
* the oz – 1 use
* the peak – 1 use
* the queen – 1 use
* the river – 1 use
* the sev – 1 use
* the sexiest woman on earth – 1 use
* the shattering reality – 1 use
* the time i got sacked – 1 use
* things i want rufus and zadie to know – 2 uses
* thorpy – 1 use
* three graces – 1 use
* thumbs – 3 uses
* tim – 1 use
* tl – 1 use
* today tonight – 2 uses
* toilet training – 1 use
* torpid indolence – 1 use
* torquay – 1 use
* tour de france – 2 uses
* trams – 1 use
* trivia – 1 use
* trivial pursuit – 1 use
* tsunami – 1 use
* tulips – 1 use
* turkish hip hop – 1 use
* twitter – 1 use
* ultrasound – 1 use
* unbridled happiness – 1 use
* underwear parties – 1 use
* unfortunate chiselling incidents – 1 use
* upper case – 1 use
* vaginal dryness – 1 use
* valentine’s day – 1 use
* vandalism – 1 use
* vastly inflated estimation of capability – 1 use
* vic market – 1 use
* village life – 6 uses
* visiting australia – 1 use
* visual illusion – 1 use
* voice captioning – 1 use
* von – 4 uses
* wa-wa – 1 use
* wading pool – 1 use
* waiting – 1 use
* wardrobe – 1 use
* water – 1 use
* webcam – 2 uses
* wedding – 8 uses
* weeks to go – 8 uses
* weeman – 1 use
* weight – 1 use
* western suburbs – 1 use
* western wankers – 1 use
* westside – 0 uses
* what the fuck are we doing – 1 use
* whizzing on government buildings – 1 use
* why i write in lower case – 1 use
* wisdom teeth – 4 uses
* words – 3 uses
* work – 2 uses
* work from home – 5 uses
* workplace riots – 1 use
* world cup – 1 use
* worst grand-daughter ever – 1 use
* writing – 1 use
* yabbies – 1 use
* yarraville – 2 uses
* yearly wrap-up – 2 uses
* yes – 1 use
* youtube – 1 use
* zadie – 10 uses
* zadie is 1 – 1 use

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